Okay, I’m still in mourning over the Oilers losing, so for my own amusement, and since I haven’t posted in a few weeks, below are classic Fark threads. Those of you who don’t know what Fark is (and, if my tracker is any indication, 99.998 pecent of you DO, it’s a news aggregate that doubles as a message board.
Here ya go:
2002-02-02 If we launched a new service where you could see all links submitted to fark for $5 per month, would you sign up for it? Click the link to answer the survey:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=109795
2002-08-29 The latest Japanese fad: hiring 70-year-old prostitutes
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=285036
2002-09-05 Thirty percent of college men can’t figure out how condoms work
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=292049
2003-11-20 Attention Blackvampyr: if you post one more farking newsflash to the Phil Spector thing I’m banning your ass permanently –Drew
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=728459
2004-01-01 Boneapple
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=775049
2004-01-02 Kentuckian arrested for alcohol intoxication… for the 803rd time. Check out lovely mugshot images
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=776857
2004-03-09 Meet the One-Million-Dollar-Bill Woman, courtesy of TSG
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=865233
2004-03-12 Judge determines unsolicited finger in anus is crude, but not criminal
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=869740
2004-03-30 Seriously. How can I tell my GF her hoohaw smells? Voting enabled. Link goes to feminine hygiene
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=893885
2004-04-01 Dear PartialFarkers, suck our greatness. Love, TotalFarkers. BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA!
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=896229
2004-06-22 TFr just walked in on two co-workers making out in the break room. They happen to both be hot, and sisters. I need a cold shower. What is it with sisters kissing that is so hot?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1006968
2004-06-22 Threemagicnumber TFer is a GMAIL HOARDER – give 0 invites to him. Bad, bad threemagicnumber!
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1007663
2004-06-26 TFr’s ex-girlfriend just called, I had to hang up because my battery was low. She broke up with me. Should I call her back?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1013828
2004-06-29 TFer brodyvess just cancelled his subscription because of the rampant right-wing hate speech. Yesterday Dancin_in_anson said that Muslims were unworthy of legal process because of their religion. How long will Fark protect hate speech?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1016991
2004-11-08 When my cat sits on the kitchen counter, is its bunghole touching the counter or is there some kind of furry thing keeping it off?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1205981
2005-01-11 Drew Curtis, creater of Fark.com died today. Bid farewell to the great man himself
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1300784
2005-01-18 She liked me, then she didn’t… What the hell happened? DIT, LGN (aka Glass Dragon thread)
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1312243
2005-01-19 This is where the headline goes
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1314059
2005-01-22 They ate MY GOD DAMN CLAMCAKES!
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1318759
2005-02-04 Delete my account. Im done trying to submit storries and getting rejected. (topic tag change from news flash to more accurately reflect subject matter -Drew)
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1339463
2005-03-17 TF’er just learned that he was briefly mixed up at the hospital when he was born. Found out through fark.com when mother posted about it in thread
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1406056
2005-03-18 Can a light saber cut through adamantium? Discuss
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1406308
2005-04-22 HPZ: Suck It Hard, Suck It Long
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1455251
2005-06-01 Is TF the wrong place for me? Long DIT
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1510653
2005-07-17 Put your HA!HA! guy pictures in this thread and stop threadjacking the rest of them
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1578737
2005-09-04 Any TFettes want to get together for meaningless mutual sexual gratification? In other words, who’d like to be friends with benefits? LG2GS4 shameless whoring
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1652358
2005-12-08 I am at work, and have a feeling that my brother’s exgirlfriend (as of yesterday) will show up here to cause a disturbance. How do I keep from being fired?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1798620
2005-12-25 I hope you say yes 
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1826658
2005-12-29 Tfers, help a brother out (aka first airport thread)
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1832013
2006-01-02 TFers sponsorship ran out. Thought I could get along, but can’t. Help? user: bhearsum
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1837027
2006-01-07 Farkette’s friend has daughter’s 7′ Boa Constrictor stuck in dashboard of her Subaru Wagon. Difficulty:Boa has eaten recently and has no reason to leave. Any suggestions for removing Boa intact so friend can drive home? Details in thread
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1846447
2006-01-28 I’m confused. I’m a Fark nubie. If I submit a question, and it doesn’t get selected to make the board, does anyone ever see it? If this doesn’t make it, I still won’t know. Jeeze
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1881777
2006-02-14 Watch something get laid on Valentines Hot live carpet installation. LGCam
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1911328
2006-02-15 I have some things to say about Fark Link goes nowhere. Anon-DIT link in thread
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1912870
2006-03-03 Sorry for the ANON-DIT, but THIS one may be worthy of it. You can rag on me if you don’t think so. LGT long ANON-DIT, but again may be worth it
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1942255
2006-04-17 I’m stuck to my chair. I’m so very scared. Help. (Details In thread)
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2018473
2006-05-17 TFer was calling into a conference number for work, and dialed wrong somehow. Is now on a conference for a completely different company, involving how to boost Kia sales at a dealership in Kansas. Offer suggestions I can give
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2070835
2006-06-12 ADIT about the cheating link posted earlier. Called her at work, she’s on the way home to talk about it
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2114698
2006-06-16 TFer has a neighborhood etiquette question. LGN/DIT
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2122905
2006-08-19 TFette going through youtube and watching old music videos from childhood and new ones not shown since MTV stopped playing music. Any suggestions?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2240664
2006-09-18 Hey Las Vegas farkers, want to make a quick $40? Farker solitaire0625 needs someone to deliver poptarts to the Mirage. Yes, poptarts DIT
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2297161
2006-09-20 Tfer is soaking his man parts in milk due to a jalapeno mishap. How is your day going?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2302700
2006-09-22 It seems that TF has been infiltrated by weak outsiders. What are some possible ways to stop this? VE because I want WIE too, dammit
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2306686
2006-12-18 Former Xerox chief dies
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2484667
2007-01-06 I couldn’t make this up. Warning EEWwwwww (aka orbital sander)
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2521523
2007-01-09 “My place is a paradise for the fat chicks I bang.” DIT
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2528607
2007-01-23 Deliberately inflammatory headline regarding political issue distorts actual content of article with intent to provoke irrational conflicts among debaters. Sarcastic request for members of opposing ideology to inhale sharply
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2560593
2007-02-18 WTF did I just take a picture of? I thought it was a planet, but it looks really weird
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2618004
2007-03-28 I saw a turtle
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=474335
2007-04-11 Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2732770
2007-04-19 My wife and I are having a disagreement about my behavior. DIT
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2750090
2007-04-25 Fark site redesign is now live. Hope nothing breaks, we’re all out drinking
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2762299
2007-05-18 Tfer trying to remember the name of a movie. dit
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2813326
2007-05-24 LOLPRESIDENT!!!1 Add your own in thread
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2823158
2007-05-29 What as an Elite TFette?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2832933
2007-06-04 Tell us one weird and random fact about yourself. Difficulty.. Don’t explain
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2845943
2007-06-06 This is a real funny story. I swear it this time. DIT
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2850467
2007-06-10 TFette celebrating six years with her fiance…but what, there’s more…DIT
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2857550
2007-06-21 Turns out the idiot Guidos don’t know how to get jobs, not look like fools, keep Photobucket private
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2882195
2007-07-18 Girlfriend is coming across the country to where TFer lives. Boinkability factor is high. Any tips/horror stories about long distance/internet relationships going close-range?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2939618
2007-11-20 John Fitzgerald Page: the douche that keeps on douching. Listen closely to his whine about Fark mocking him
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3217968
2007-12-09 How are you all enjoying our new kinder, gentler TFD? I’m shocked at how well it’s working
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3257857
2007-12-12 Gah. Just spent $32 at Wendy’s, came home, opened bag and there were 2 junior cheeseburgers loaded with onions and the kids meals. I ordered a Baconator and a double cheeseburger. I am sad 
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3264685
2007-12-27 Subby and his uncle are debating the winner a board game, DIT
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3293116
2008-01-07 TFer got the silliest tattoo ever yesterday. Come make fun of him. Pic and DIT (Wii tat)
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3312396
2008-02-24 “Nothing is obscure on Fark.” Test that maxim by quoting from you favorite obscure movie, book, or song, and see if you can Stump the Farkers
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3422728
2008-02-26 What is expected of a Total Farker?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3427215
2008-02-28 So I just bought TF in an effort to better the world and fatten Drew’s wallet. What should I do first with my new TF powers?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3433103
2008-03-03 Monthly Meeting: Project Manager (Female) just caught me eye balling her chest (she normally doesn’t show so much cleavage). Wants to talk with me after the meeting. T-minus 35mins. HELP
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3441388
2008-03-31 TFers, how do you feel about a woman who makes the first move? Yea? Nay? Yea to the idea but nay to the actual practice? Share thoughts, snark. LGN
